Yakshemash! Hellow ! WawaWiwa, what a nice day! I like ! …this new game is good for you, it will make you be best goat trainer in Kazakhstan. Number one goat trainer is my personal trainer Yuri the trainer that trains. He has very big yakshak. He cannot swim, his yakshak way too big. But hopefully you can be better trainer than Yuri by training with this goat.
Goat Simulator brings next gen goat simulation to a whole new level. You no longer have to fantasize about being a goat, your dreams have finally come true. WASD to write destiny.